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Ok so unhappy meal decided to hare last night. As it turns out, they (unhappy and another hasher doing haring that night) found themselves boxed when trying to keep a good distance away from the "hounds" which were the people running trail. well, they climbed over this barbed wire fence, but unhappy ended up all scratched up, pretty bad. When they got to be and waited, finally people came out of the trail, none of them scratched up.

apparently there was a hole the two hares missed in the fence that you could just go through.... instead of climbing it.

He got scratched up pretty bad. people were freaking out about his one leg... *grins*

bleh anyway...

this coming up hash is a baby hash... not exactly looking forward to the attire needed for this particular hash...but...

it's the hash i will most likely finally get named, so...

i'm going.

there's a bear that lives in jellystone

yogi, yogi

there's a bear that lives in jellystone

yogi yogi bear

yogi yogi bbeeeaar

yogi yogi bear

there's a bear that lives in jellystone

yogi yogi bear....



CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is an event held frequently with drinkers with a running problem... and a group can be found in any major city across the US, and i'm sure, at least, the UK.



British officers would get really drunk over the weekends and needed a way to sober up on mondays, so on monday mornings they would "go hashing" meaning they would do longer runs, and called themselves the Hash House Harriers, because they were stationed somewhere in a house that had hash (food). This is how this was originated. early 1930's. Club had no name until 1938 (it was then called Hash House Harriers).



The Hash House Harriers group that I am in is called the Border Jumpers. They meet every wednesday and saturday, though there are meetings on friday and sunday too.



What you do:

-Go to point A given by the leader prior to meeting.

-Let the Hares (people laying the trail with flour and chalk)

-If you can catch the hares, that's all good..not likely if they are strong runners.

-walk, run or auto hash (drive) to point B

-Step on B (they would have the letter B in chalk or flour on the ground somewhere at point B)

-wait til everyone got there.

-form a circle (time for drinking).

-designate a beer bitch (you can drink other stuff if you bring it)

-start with the announcement of who was DFL (Dead fucking last), who was FRB (Front Running Bastard), Virgins (first time to a hash anywhere), and whatever else special was going on that night.

-then do announcements.

-Go to designated on after for either food, hanging out, ect.



If you have had a minimum of 5 hashes you are eligible for your name. I have described that above.

I did not get mine, Choco Taco got too drunk and there was a shove fight with Yo Mamma, so it ruined the night for everyone. I'll be named saturday.... though I was asked some interesting questions already.



I have started recording and taking pics. I will post them in a section of my journal...

everyone there might seem immature but honestly, it's actually pretty fun.



I made it half way to B last time but climbing through the mountains without my inhaler messed it up. I was so close to the beer check too (beer check is a break in between A and B, for a rest from walking/running)



Also I should say, the trail is usually between 2-6 miles long....

I will most likely get named at the hash tonight... ^^

I am going to speak of some of the names they gave the people... maybe explain why those names were given...



--unhappy meal (doesn't like mcdonalds and is grumpy)

--two dogs fucking (native american, at her naming first thing they saw that night was two dogs fucking each other)

--Ass Whiskerer (no idea)

--Vitamin C'men (drank a lot of orange juice, semen is citrus-y)

--Jabbercocky (talks a ton and is cocky)

--Moose Knuckle (...hehe)

--Thin Red Line (shaves her pussy to a thin red line)

--Fist To Cuff (was fisted to the guy's cuff)

--Sister Fister (sister of the guy who fisted Fist To Cuff)

--Downward Facing Dog (likes doggie style and does yoga)

--Cockeye (don't know)

--Pussy Parmesan (had braces when going down on girl and cut her)

--Shigless (hair...?)

--Chester the puppy molester (slept with both two dogs and downward)

--Cuntstellation (no idea)

--Beer Battered (named that by a little kid)

--Peanut Butter and Dick Jam (no idea)



that is about... maybe half....of the people there, if not less. i'm learning names still. so far i saw these people 4 times, tonight is my 5th.